Not Car Related.  Health Related

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 10/08/2015 at 09:17 • Filed to: health

10

24

But here’s a car.

So I haven’t been feeling 100% the past few days. So I googled my symptoms: Shortness of breath, sweating, and flatulence.

It turns out I’m fat.

Steve in Manhattan > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 09:22

0

From one Steve to another - it only gets worse.

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 09:22

4

I think I caught it from you.

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 09:28

0

Yeah, speaking of which, fuck the fat-shamers. They have no idea how hard it is to burn fat. It’s like a smoker quitting cigarettes. You can’t just say “Just stop eating too much food.” It doesn’t work that way.

BeaterGT > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 09:28

6

You’re in shape. It’s a round shape but it’s still a shape.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 09:35

0

Well, yes it is. But it happens to be a choice I've made (the food part).

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 09:42

0

To quote a very inspirational man.

“JUST DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams....”

So yeah, be like nike, start shooting hoops, and within a decade you'll be like mike!

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 09:49

1

I used to work with a guy who would sometimes call and say he was taking a “fat day”.

Nick > CalzoneGolem 10/08/2015 at 09:53

2

must be in the water (or Dr. Pepper, or food), because I got it too!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 10:02

1

I quit smoking four years ago and it was ridiculously hard. But I’m glad for it now.

Übel > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 10:35

0

You can’t just say “Just stop eating too much food.” It doesn’t work that way.

It kinda does, though.

Source: Stopped eating too much food, stopped being fat. Get an app like MyFitnessPal or Weight Watchers to keep track of everything (and I mean EVERYTHING. The little shit adds up quick) and you’ll be amazed at the weight you can lose.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 10/08/2015 at 10:42

1

It’s a god damn epidemic! Start hording the tasty cakes and twinkies! The end is nigh!

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/08/2015 at 10:44

0

I’m eating these triple chocolate m&m cookies as quickly as possible!

TheHondaBro > Übel 10/08/2015 at 10:54

1

Trust me, its an addiction. It’s no more easier to break an overeating addiction than it is to quit smoking. It has the same psychological effects.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 10/08/2015 at 10:57

0

OH MY GOD THOSE SOUND DELICIOUS! GIVE THEM TO ME!

BeaterGT > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 11:00

1

Except you can counteract overeating with exercise. No one ever said this stuff was easy. Quitting anything poses challenges.

Übel > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 11:05

1

Yes, I’m well aware. That doesn’t mean you can’t do something about it though.

TheHondaBro > Übel 10/08/2015 at 11:06

0

I’m trying as hard as I can.

Übel > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 11:18

1

Are you using a calorie/food tracker? Get one if not. Find healthy snacks and stock those instead of unhealthy ones. Never eat right out of the bag. Let yourself cheat sometimes (I usually give myself a free pass on holidays), but feel guilty about it afterwards. If you do screw up a meal, don’t just give up on the day.

I went from 300lbs at 6’5” to 235 in 7 months still eating burritos and burgers for dinner just by eating less shit in between meals and eating small, healthy lunches to balance out.

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 11:19

0

Oh crap, I think I have it too.

Actually, this is the first week of making a halfway serious attempt to do something about it. I’ve quit drinking alcohol, quit smoking cigars, and also stopped drinking soda. My partner has dropped close to 30 pounds over the last 3 months, and I am competitive.

PS9 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/08/2015 at 11:21

0

You bastard, I thought it was something serious!

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/08/2015 at 11:42

1

You take one more step and I will cut you.

Master Cylinder > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 12:47

0

I have both quit smoking and, later, lost 50lbs (which appeared on my body as a result of the first thing).

Honestly, it was easier to lose weight than to quit smoking by far. You can’t just give up eating, no, but you do still get to eat.

BeaterGT > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 15:13

0

We’re not shaming you! You’re an Oppobro! We want you to succeed and be happy in hopes you will drive us around in cool cars.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/09/2015 at 07:47

0

welcome to the club.